Swachh Bharat Mission

Dil Ka Ilaaz, Dimaag Ka Doctor

Bade: kya hua, bada pareshan lag raha hai

Chhote: haan, yaar thodi tabiyat kharab hai

Bade: kya ho gaya? doctor ko dikhaya?

Chhote: arey yaar dil mein dard hai… nahi dikhaya, Dr. Mehta ko dikhane hi ja raha hoon

Bade: Dr. Mehta ko! arey wo to dimag ka doctor hai?

Chhote: Haan, yaar Doctor mehta ko hi…wahi sahi karega na

Bade: Tu pagal ho gaya hai kya? heart ki beemari ke liye heart ke doctor ko dikha, pagalpan ke ilaaj

karne wale doctor ko kyun dikha raha hai?

Chhote: Arey wahi to dil ka ilaaj karega na…

Bade: Abe, Wo kaise?

Chhote: Tune nahi suna… Dil To Pagal Hai!!! ….hahahah

Bade: Bakwas band kar!!

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Bahumulya Shayari By Personalities

Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan: theek hai!

Sonia: desh k liye mujhe vote do..

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Biceps build karne ke liye uspar load do..

Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

Rajnikanth: oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya ke samne lana chhod do

And the best one

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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai, main kehta hu darwaza tod do..

Daya Fainted And Went In To Coma

Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that…..

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that
RAJNIKANT broke the door just by knocking it. 

The Death Of Michael Jackson Is Revealed

The death of Michael Jackson is revealed..

The day before MJ died..,
MJ saw RAJINIKANTH’s Dance n got Shocked!

Because Rajini had performed SUNWALK !!

Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikant’s Wife

Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife…

Rajni the boss twisted his limbs and broke his eyelids…

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..!!!

What Do You Want To Do In Future?

Principal – Beta, What you want to become when you grow old?

Student –
After Studying MBBS ,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor…

Principle – Whats your name Beta ?

Student – Rajnikanth!

Mangalyaan Success Aur Gharwalo Ke Taane

Ab se gharwalo konaya taana maarne ka mauka mil jayega..

ki

Uthh ja beta, duniya Mangal pahunch gayi hai.
aur tu abhi tak iss mobile se chipka pada hai! 

Dangerous Dosti

Old but Epic

Dangerous Dosti...
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Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Kha The Tum?"
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Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
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Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
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4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."
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2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
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3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?"
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1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!"
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Ab bolo
"Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!"

Marwa Diya Salon Ne ..

Santa And Chinese Man’s Wife

A Chinese man’s wife dies 1 year after marriage… 

Santa Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn’t know what to say..!!

Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti…  :-:P

Sardar Ji In A Bar

John, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a Sardarji at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The Sardarji looked at John and said, “Do you think he will jump ?”…

John said, “You know, I bet he will jump.”

The Sardarji replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

John placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on !”

Just as the Sardarji placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge jumped off the building, falling to his death.

The Sardarji was very upset,but willingly handed his $20 to John, saying, “Fair is fair. Here’s your money.”

John replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump.”

The Sardarji replied, “I did too, but didn’t think he would do it again.”

John took the money…!!  

Santa And Chinese Man’s Wife

A Chinese man’s wife dies 1 year after marriage… 

Santa Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn’t know what to say..!!

Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti…  :-:P

Oye Jokes Bhej

My boss installed WhatsApp

and texted me “oye Jokes bhej”

I replied “sir pehle ye batao mera increment kab hoga” !

Boss replied : “Mast tha !! aur bhej”  

Next Generation

Tamil Nadu Chief Minister J JayalalithaaCHENNAI:

Tamil Nadu Chief Minister J JayalalithaaCHENNAI: Tamil Nadu Chief Minister J Jayalalithaa spent the night at a special cell set up in the women`s wing of the Bangalore Central Jail, after a city court found her guilty in an 18-year-old corruption case on Saturday.